Who’s Yo’ Daddy?

A while back, we at The Feeding Tube revealed that the real culprit in the alleged Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape was a girl who went by the name of Avy Lee Roth. We assumed she wasn’t related to David Lee Roth, the ex-frontman for Van Halen. But after seeing these seperate photos of Ashlee and Dave next to each other, I’m starting to thing there might in fact be a relation. Hell, I’m also wondering if Ashlee herself didn’t come from Roth’s testes. This news might come off as refreshing for Joe Simpson, who can now justify flicking her bean every night and NOT call it incest.

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