Alba to reprise role in Sin City 2

Jessica Alba has agreed to return for a second installment of Sin City as Nancy, the hot-as-balls stripper who somehow doesn’t piss the customers off when she forgets to show the goods. Let’s hope upon hope that this time she remembers. You know, I seem to recall a little while back she said...
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Dolly Parton’s tits are too heavy

Dolly Parton admits that her boobs are oftentimes so heavy that she has to rest them on bongo stands. She also confesses to acquiring her image from prostitutes. Now I know what you’re thinking, “But Fatters, this isn’t really news.” Well, I mentioned boobs, didn’t I? Somet...
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Paris Hilton is stil a groupie ho

If Paris Hilton wasn’t whorish enough, check out these pictures of her dirty dancing while Fat Joe performs. I’m sure in her tiny little brain she thinks this is cool, but she makes herself out to look like a tramp once again. I can just imagine the thoughts going through Fat Joe’s head. “Dis Ho ...
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Ashton’s new show…

Ashton Kutcher is making a new TV show loosely based on his relationship with Demi Moore, unpleasantly titled 30 Year Old Grandpa. It’s about a young man in his early 30’s (hence the name,) who marries a 40-year-old businesswoman with kids damn near his age. Doesn’t Fran Drescher alrea...
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Arielle Kebbel in Maxim

Okay, I have no clue who this girl is, even after careful research. But judging by the way she looks in her Maxim shoot, I’m inclined to say I don’t give a shit who she is. She’s hot as hell, and that’s all the info I need… See more of Kebbel’s bits here
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Tara Reid is not so bad…

I’ve been catching a little flack lately about being hateful toward just about every celebrity that doesn’t give me an erection. So, just to prove that’s hardly the truth, I’m going to do something deemed unheard of in the pop-culture-bashing world: I’m going to defend Tara...
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Avril Lavigne Nip Slip – NSFW

I don’t like Avril Lavigne, that’s not a secret. I think she is a total hack who pretends to be a punk rocker when you she wouldn’t know a punk rocker if it hit her in her face. But because I’m a media whore, here is the picture of her recent nip-slip that has become ...
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Jack and Kelly Osbourne’s Diet

So the Osbourne kids have grown up. It seems that fire man Jack has lost a lot of weight, probably due to all the drugs that he sucks down daily. But Kelly isn’t losing any weight – maybe she needs to get on Jack’s diet of Crack and Red Bulls; hey in his defense he ...
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Mary-Kate Olsen quits college…

So it’s official. Mary-Kate Olsen has left NYU in order to pursue personal interests. Don’t do it Ashley! I mean Mary-Kate, sorry. Don’t quit taking your courses at NYU. Sure the classes are hard, and the cafeteria food makes you want to puke after every meal. But I’ll give you a...
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