Grace Park

Now, I know you’re thinking, “Does Fatters enjoy staring at half-naked Asian women?” Well, you’re only half right. I also enjoy FULLY naked Asian women. And when I look at Grace Park, the only thing I can think of is, “ME RIKEY RIKEY!!! ME ROVE HER RONG TIME!!!” Yeah...
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Ashlee Simpson sees a ghost.

Ashlee Simpson claims she saw a ghost while leasing her parents home in Hollywood. She wrote a song about it on her new album, too. I’ll admit I’ll never actually hear the song unless it’s by accident, especially since the last one I heard from her sounded almost exactly like a Jewel s...
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Masuimi Max [NSFW]

Goddamn, this chick is hot. There just something about those tattoos and that hint of Korean heritage that just makes me want to cum all over my monitor…twice. Plus it never hurts that she has that smoking-hot body. I bet she’s the type of chick that would take her shirt completely off just...
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Nicky Hilton, are you for real?

Nicky Hilton wants the world to know she’s not the type of chick who needs your money. Which makes sense, considering she’s got plenty of it, and not just because she’s one of the heiresses to a multi-million dollar hotel enterprise. She also has pursued her own successful business ven...
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Cameron Diaz “teaches” class at Stanford…

As part of a taping for an mtvU show called “Stand-In,” where celebrities teach a class, Cameron Diaz assisted a lecture on environmentally-friendly design at Stanford University. You’ve got to be shitting me. If I had a kid going to SU and had to pay the equivalent of a Toyota annuall...
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Kelly Hu

You fuckers remember this hot piece from the movie X2? Well, I do. And let me just tell you she can kick my comic-book loving ass any day, and I’d just beg for more. This little Asian beauty is can suki my yaki until my toes curl…
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Antonio Banderas gets a star…

Antonio Banderas, the Spanish dude in Interview with a Vampire who damn near made out with Brad Pitt, becomes the 2,294th celebrity to be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. “This esstar ees a good thing,” said Banderas, “and to think I was going to play the soccer for a...
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Nicole Richie is doing what?!?!

Oh God, no Hollywood. Please don’t tell me you put this hack in a movie. What kind of casting director takes a look at someone whose only claim to fame is she’s the daughter of a guy who won his last Grammy 20 years ago and whose ex-BFF is the town bicycle? Remember when actors ...
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