Hilary Duff says a bunch of dumb shit…

You know, one of the draw-backs to doing a pop culture-bashing site is I have to comb through articles and read printed evidence that some celebrities are simply retarded. Hilary Duff is no exception to this at all. This “think-piece” delves into some of the personal philosophies of Duff, li...
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Angelina Jolie

Have you ever seen Jon Voight? The guy looks like he jumped off the ugly tree and hit every single fucking branch on the way down. But I’ll give him this: he’s got terrific genes. Any girl who can be that fully-dressed and still give me a tingling sensation in my pants is a wonder ...
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Depp give Moss a strange rehab gift…

Johnny Depp, in his infinite half-Cherokee wisdom, decided to send recovering coke-fiend Kate Moss a very unusual gift: a mirror. Now please refrain from your guffaws. Mirrors are generally considered ideal paraphernalia used to snort lines of cocaine (uhh, so I’ve heard,) but Depp insists it...
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Jen moves to Chicago, and Brad is pissed.

Apparently Jennifer Aniston has been looking for permanent shelter in the Windy City in order to be closer to her boyfriend, Vince Vaughn. And Brad Pitt is none too pleased with the whole thing, either. He suspects that she and Vaughn have been secretly dating since shortly before their divorce. Hey Bra...
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Lindsay Lohan got a collagen injection.

MUST…RESIST…DICK-SUCKING LIPS…JOKES!!! Seriously, I dated a girl who had freckles, red hair, and soft curves for a while. But yet if I were to run into that whiny bitch today, I’d probably still see freckles, red hair, and considerably (read: exponentially) softer curves. I...
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Madonna slated to appear on episode of CSI

So, our bitch queen of the red-stringed fake-Jews has gotten a spot on a popular TV show for old people. What a way to endorse your new album, Mrs. Ciccone-Ritchie. Unless my drunken stupor fails me, I can only assume the plot involves the death of two children whose mother forbade them to watch TV ...
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Britney’s Favorite Beer.

I’m not sure what the fascination is with Kevin Federline, but they continue to take pictures of him like he’s the pope. I like to think it’s because they know he’s Britney Spears’ little gopher boy who she sends out for stuff that she don’t want the public to see her buy. In this instance ...
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Erica Campbell

Holy shit! This girl is hotter than a chrome Harley in the Iraqi desert! A threesome between me (of course,) her, and Angelina Jolie would make me die a happy man. Where’s a fucking genie bottle when you need one? See more hot chicks like her here
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